I was at the mall, driving around, looking for a parking spot. After 15 minutes, I finally saw someone leaving.
I waited patiently, but just as I was about to pull in, another car zoomed in and took my spot.
I got out of my car, ready to say something, but the guy who took the spot got out too. He was HUGE.
I froze. Then he looked at me and said, “Sorry, man. I didn’t see you.”
I just nodded and said, “No problem.”
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