THE ITALIAN SCOOTER DISASTER

when i went to italy, i thought it’d be cool to rent a scooter, like in the movies. problem was… i’d never ridden one before. the guy at the rental place asked, you know how to ride? and of course, i said yes. big mistake. as soon as i got on, i twisted the throttle too hard, and the scooter shot forward straight into a fruit stand. the owner was yellin in italian, people were laughin, and me? i was just standin there, covered in oranges later, my girlfriend and I still managed to ride a scooter.