Back in high school, I had the biggest crush on this girl named Emily. We hung out a lot, but I never had the guts to make a move.
One day, we were sittin’ in the park, and I thought, This is it. I leaned in for a kiss, but just as our lips were about to touch... a bee flew straight into my face.
I freaked out, waved my arms like a madman, and ended up fallin’ off the bench. Emily? She couldn’t stop laughing.
I didn’t get the kiss that day, but hey, at least I made her laugh.
It was my high school love. We're not together because we broke up. I met a woman who looks like Emily on this dating site.
that's great
The First Kiss Gone Wrong
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