so, i was in rome, tryin to impress the locals with my italian.
i walked into a cafe, ordered a coffee, and then tried to compliment the waiter’s tie.
but instead of sayin “nice tie,” i said “nice cow.”
the waiter just stared at me, confused. then he started laughin.
turns out, “cravatta” means tie, but i said “mucca,” which means cow.
Me and my friend!!! we were thrilled with our vacation and visited such amazing sights as the pyram...
I had a great day today. I slept for a long time and woke up in a good mood. My brother and sister c...
I hope that when my girlfriend comes to me she will like it. I decided to upgrade my bedroom and ord...
